Today we have the privilege of introducing you to Reuben, the unforgettable doggie from Floppy Tongue Joy.
Hello cat and dog bloggers, I is Reuben! Though I no is a bragging kind of dog, I will tell that I is the biggest, bravest, handsomest, fearsomest, and most dignified wiener dog you has ever seen. Oh, also I is very humble, as you will see.
My story has many similars to the stories of other rescued animals; truly I is happy to has my home after spending some bad times on the streets. Here is an interesting thing about me: my age is a great mystery! When I came to my family, many of my tooths was gone, and many more had to be pulled out. I no is the best rememberer of birthdays and things like that, so when peoples ask how old I is, I say I is a "senior dog." Which of course means that I has all of the dignities and knowledges that comes with age, and still has all of my handsomes too!
I has some very special and favorite things, and here they is: eating, napping, cleaning the floor with my beautiful tongue, belly rubs, rolling in the sun, chasing squirrels, digging in the recycling bin, peeing on everything that is mine, being fierce to everyone who no is Mama, and simultaneously chewing and humping my dog bed.
My dogblog is called "Floppy Tongue Joy" because I has a majestically floppy tongue that always is hanging out and giving people joy at my handsomeness. Also I is very proud of Snaggletooth, which is one of the few tooths I has left. Snaggletooth makes me look like a shark! Many peoples, dogs, cats and squirrels is afraid of me. But you no has to worry; I no bites you unless I think you might try to steal my Mama, or my food.
I has an excited to introduce myself here, and I look forward to making some new friends and hearing all about your adventures! If you is on Face Books, you should click the liking button on my page, for I is hilarious and adorable. Humble, too!
Here are 3 of Reuben's favorite posts:
I Has Been Very Busy
A Mountain Adventure in Which I is Very Brave Towards Horses, Chickens and Children
My Big & Brave Snow Day
Reuben is a real character so stop by Floppy Tongue Joy and tell him PBU sent ya!
Hello cat and dog bloggers, I is Reuben! Though I no is a bragging kind of dog, I will tell that I is the biggest, bravest, handsomest, fearsomest, and most dignified wiener dog you has ever seen. Oh, also I is very humble, as you will see.
My story has many similars to the stories of other rescued animals; truly I is happy to has my home after spending some bad times on the streets. Here is an interesting thing about me: my age is a great mystery! When I came to my family, many of my tooths was gone, and many more had to be pulled out. I no is the best rememberer of birthdays and things like that, so when peoples ask how old I is, I say I is a "senior dog." Which of course means that I has all of the dignities and knowledges that comes with age, and still has all of my handsomes too!
I has some very special and favorite things, and here they is: eating, napping, cleaning the floor with my beautiful tongue, belly rubs, rolling in the sun, chasing squirrels, digging in the recycling bin, peeing on everything that is mine, being fierce to everyone who no is Mama, and simultaneously chewing and humping my dog bed.
My dogblog is called "Floppy Tongue Joy" because I has a majestically floppy tongue that always is hanging out and giving people joy at my handsomeness. Also I is very proud of Snaggletooth, which is one of the few tooths I has left. Snaggletooth makes me look like a shark! Many peoples, dogs, cats and squirrels is afraid of me. But you no has to worry; I no bites you unless I think you might try to steal my Mama, or my food.
I has an excited to introduce myself here, and I look forward to making some new friends and hearing all about your adventures! If you is on Face Books, you should click the liking button on my page, for I is hilarious and adorable. Humble, too!
Here are 3 of Reuben's favorite posts:
I Has Been Very Busy
A Mountain Adventure in Which I is Very Brave Towards Horses, Chickens and Children
My Big & Brave Snow Day
Reuben is a real character so stop by Floppy Tongue Joy and tell him PBU sent ya!
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